February 2012
18 posts
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Every time I wonder if I have anxiety issues I end up coming to the conclusion that I don’t because I’m not good enough to have them.
So this works I guess.
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My Jade glasses came today, and I wanted to take a picture to show my friends. I put on my wig and glasses but nothing was turning out right and I looked stupid. Then my boyfriend grabbed my laptop and mashed the ‘take picture’ button while I laughed and told him to stop. He said it’s better to get a picture of my ‘natural smile’ instead of trying to force one and...
Tourist: Could you give me directions to the nearest airport?
New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
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spawned about 100 m away from this banner.
not even a minute in and I already know where i am.
also sherlock lol (underlined in red)
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My mom is lost in the woods in Scandinavia
I don’t think she’s coming home anytime soon.
I also don’t think she’s getting any work done today.
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【(｢ﾟ ヮﾟ)｢ Kalinka? Malinka? ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)】
destructionincarnate:
gen o hajī te kon’na kanjō dō shiyō ka?
Before I loaded the picture I read the headline to the tune of the Russian folk song and couldn’t figure out why there were japanese words under it.
January 2012
56 posts
mickaylacryingalonewithgamzee:
if you hate on merrill i will cut off your dick
if you don’t have one
i will give you one and cut it off
A fitting punishment.
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theslackerhero:
wariofan63:
gaem ofthe yrae
*yaer
*yarn
Can I just
This is why I can't cosplay serious characters.
Claire: What am I thinking right now?
Me: .... I have no idea.
Claire: You don't know me at all, do you?
Me: Well, the only thing that's whispering in the back of /my/ mind is 'twincest, hmm, yes, Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, hmmmyesyesgood' but I'm fairly sure that's not what you're thinking of.
Claire: We discussed it earlier.
Me: I have no idea.
Claire: Penispenispenispenispenis.
Me: Oh, right, that.
Claire: Actually, I guess it was just 'dicks'.
Me: You mean Dirk. (referencing Homestuck during intermission at the Cats musical? Yes.)
Me: We're not very good at being the mystical twins, are we?
Claire: I guess we can be like juvenile versions of them? It would explain why we're not in sync yet, and why we're horribly immature.
Previously, at home
Me: I imagine that with the twin telepathy thing Coricopat and Tantomile have - yes, that is a thing, because I say so - they'd be silently commenting on the other cats to each other the entire time.
Claire: Don't Mungo and Rumple already do that?
Me: Yes, but with Cori and Tanto, they're mature enough to keep up their mystic, mature facade.
Claire: So it's like "penispenispenispenispenis" the entire way through?
Me: Exactly.
This is a Robert Pattinson appreciation post. I...
adriofthedead:
bunny-nose:
justbefriendsright:
a-little-musing:
clockworksexual:
maplewren:
fireplacegirl10:
And here’s a little Cedric Diggory to end the post:
That one macro leads me to believe there’s a commentary of R Patts Mocking Twilight on a dvd somewhere?
I need
need to see that.
Also, Hi Adri here you go
I want to high five Robert...
A marine was in my office for three hours telling me his life story and propositioning me for sex. He also offered me money to help him steal his money back from the prostitutes in 320. I don’t like my job very much today.
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Reblog if Homestuck.
agirlwithnoreligion:
ohaialy:
theslackerhero:
equi-qui:
frenchampora:
(the other one was fake so let’s make this legit)
where doing it man, where making it happen
ill just put this right here >.>
Sorry if I make you feel weird BUT OMG YOU’RE HOT.
Homestuck you say?
YO HOMESTUCK PEOPLE FROM ANIME LA
eyfey:
krazzines:
pokehuman:
andie-strider:
deadlyinflection:
krazzines:
I’m a Jake English! I haven’t seen a masterpost on tumblr for Anime LA people so LET’S START NOW!
Jack Noir/Genderbend Nepeta reporting in
Bec Noir with long black hair. B)
Ash Ketchum, Pokemon Master :P
Homestuck, Isaak. Ash wasn’t killed by Hussie.
Robo-arm Vriska who was selling in Artist Alley and...
highonstupidity:
xynree:
uberepicfail:
mugenmcfugen:
blackkolors:
mangalho:
hamhammers:
zeekayart:
go go go go go
reblog and add your drawing
keep seeing this so might as well
I am incredibly lazy so you get a 30 second MS Paint doodle.
I get out of the shower and sit on Tumblr for an hour before getting dressed JUDGE ME
Does it count as naked if...
good thing I have work in an hour because if I slept tonight I’d probably have a nightmare about someone trying to take my eyes to make contact lenses
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So two seperate people thought I was wearing...
First one said “nice circle lenses” and the other said “oh holy shit those are the best contacts for Nepeta where DID you get them?” And I’m just like
uhhhhhhh…those are my eyes… >.>
Also eyfey spazzed over my eyes because idk i don’t remember what she said. Something related to my central heterochromia i think :F
